1. Were you the girl who broke up with my boss?
2. Were you the person whose credit card was declined the last time?
3. This product is NOT for you.
4. You can’t afford it!
5. Can you come back when I am in a better mood?
6. I know you’ve been waiting for one hour, but we are the best. So SCREW u!
7. Can you call us tomorrow?
8. You are NOT allowed here.
9. Are you sure you are here to buy or just look around.
10. I have never seen a more difficult customer than you.

Vinil Ramdev is an entrepreneur, business coach and author of the ebook “How to write a business plan for astonishing results? In just 3 days!” He is also founder of StartupGrowthExpert.com

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