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What they say BUT what they mean!

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. - Earl Wilson This is the humor section on our website. I decided to write a humorous piece once a week. Some of the humor is from my observation of people, others could be from my personal experience and some others could be completely fictional. In the world of business, I realize what people say is not what they mean? So I decided to take a humorous... 

Are sexy employees a distraction or an attraction?

Debrahlee Lorenzana, photo by Courtesy the office of Jack Tuckner Recently, a Citibank employee was allegedly fired for what the woman claims “for being too sexy.” Her bosses felt the 33 year old Debrahlee Lorenzana was a distraction to her co-workers. Debrahlee Lorenzana is now suing Citibank for what she thinks is unfair or perhaps even illegal. We asked several people what they think about... 

10 Worst Lines You Can Tell Your Customer

1. Were you the girl who broke up with my boss? 2. Were you the person whose credit card was declined the last time? 3. This product is NOT for you. 4. You can’t afford it! 5. Can you come back when I am in a better mood? 6. I know you’ve been waiting for one hour, but we are the best. So SCREW u! 7. Can you call us tomorrow? 8. You are NOT allowed here. 9. Are you sure you are here to buy or...